AI created this keynote speech

But I still gotta get onstage to deliver it

Created in MidJourney v7

I really don’t like giving keynotes.

It’s actually not the issue where people are more scared of dying than getting on stage.

It’s the prep.

You see, as a generalist, I don’t have a pre-canned talk.

Which means with every keynote, comes days (sometimes weeks) of prep.

After all, when you’re on the big stage in front of hundreds of strangers — the pressure’s on to deliver something memorable.

Will a humanoid give your talk?

Keynote speeches are probably not going away anytime soon.

In fact, as the world gets more digitized, I suspect public speaking skills are going to be worth an even bigger premium.

So keep that Toastmasters (or UltraSpeaking) membership going.

But the prep.

Man, that sh*t just got much easier.

The cook and the chef

In the kitchen of a restaurant, there’s the chef. And there are the cooks.

The chef sets the vision. They have a unique sense of taste.

Then there are the cooks — they turn that vision into delicious glory.

And in a physical kitchen, these two gro…